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Hi✌️

officialunitedstates:

you:  goes to the apple store to get an iphone6

me:  goes to the grocery and buys 6 apples and takes them home and eats them all in a row while standing in my driveway staring at all the cars that drive by.  i juggle them occasionally but they fall a lot and i eat the driveway apples anyway.  goodbye

(via urbancatfitters)

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penis-hilton:

first things first i’m the realest

penis-hilton:

first things first i’m the realest

(Source: kee-yaw-nah, via amandeerp)

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baeguette:

suctioning:

Every post I make belongs in a museum

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(via thefuuuucomics)

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

a black supermodel can go missing and there is no coverage on it whatsoever but you’ll be sure to hear about the white child who shoved a berry up her nose on the 6 o’clock news

(via hotboyproblems)

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allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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(Source: viviornitier, via arakhora)

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impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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marvel fandom strikes

(via fake-mermaid)

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high school boy:omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy:omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator:shit shit
high school boy:bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator:no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy:I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin:fuck shit shit no-
high school boy:/explodes
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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via hotboyproblems)

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tomysurprisexo:

lohanthony:

tokyoghettopussy:

raresighting:

YASS BITCH YASSS

omg yes

I HAVE A NEW QUEEN

I love her

(Source: huffpostlive, via henry4lifez)

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